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astrid

vegetarian - 15 - future world ruler - belgium

❝ Do you think the Dutch goalie is wearing all green so the other players can’t see him and that’s why they shoot right at him? ❞
— I present to you my mom (via dreamingofseeingtheworld)

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

this is just perfect in every way

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

jalexinwonderland:

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

image

greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

#fave  
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